Feng Shui for a Writer’s Office

A writer friend recently asked a group of writers for ideas on redoing her office, and the conversation reminded me of this piece I wrote years ago, originally published in Byline, in March 2006. (A previous version also appeared in First Draft, the newsletter of the Guppies chapter of Sisters in Crime.) The principles apply to spaces of all kinds—readers of Death al Dente and Crime Rib will recognize the language and ideas from Liz’s re-do of the Merc’s courtyard.  

IMGP2181Feng Shui for a Writer’s Office

By Leslie Budewitz

A writer’s office should be a haven, a sanctuary. A safe place to explore unknown realms of the heart and mind. A nest, a birthing place. An efficient model of production where computers and printers spit out polished manuscripts. Instead, all too often, it’s a jumble of books, thoughts, dreams, and paper. Who among us hasn’t scribbled a terrific idea on a scrap of paper, only to bury it in a towering pile?

Feng shui (fung SHWAY), the Chinese Art of Placement, can help writers harmonize the natural energy of our work space to increase comfort and prosperity, and help us meet our goals. Literally, feng shui means “wind and water” – the intersection of the seen and unseen.

In Chinese philosophy, qi (chēē) – the natural vital force of a body or space – moves in predictable patterns. In the body, energy flows along pathways called meridians; acupuncture and herbs are used to remove obstacles and restore harmony, the optimal state. In a physical space, furniture and objects are moved or changed, elements added, and colors changed to correct imbalances. Specific energies may be enhanced to improve the function of, say, the liver or the living room, the kidneys or creativity. More than another design idea, feng shui is a practice that helps us live in better harmony with ourselves, with others, and with the physical world.

Feng shui is built on intention: making a change with a desired outcome in mind. With practice, you can feel the energy in your work and living spaces, and shift its flow. An excellent introduction is The Western Guide to Feng Shui: Creating Balance, Harmony, and Prosperity in Your Environment, by Terah Kathryn Collins (Hay House, 1996). Some concepts seem intuitive – that is, our bodies know them – even to a westerner. One example is the placement of your desk. With your back to the door, you may have trouble concentrating; once you sink into a project, you may be easily startled. Move your desk – give any change at least two weeks – and notice how it feels.

Feng shuiUsing the Bagua map to identify the flow of energy
The flow of energy in a space can be visualized through the Bagua (BA-gwah) map, which originated with the trigrams of the I Ching. Oriented with the entrance, it can be applied to a house or apartment, business, room, or plot of land. The entry will be in knowledge and self-development (as mine is – see drawing), career, or travel and helpful people. First, walk into your home – do this physically or by visualization – and sense the energy. What areas feel strong and powerful? Do others feel weak or blank?

Then, apply the Bagua to your home to determine which area holds your office. All locations are equally beneficial – or auspicious, as the Chinese say – but each has its own benefits. For example, my husband’s office is in the wealth and prosperity area of our home (back left, from the front door); his business is booming. Mine occupies knowledge and self-development (front left, second floor); in this home, I have explored many personal issues deeply.

Next, apply the Bagua to your office. (If your office occupies part of a room with other uses, what energy is identified with your section of the room?) Draw the floor plan and sketch in the major furnishings. Make the feng shui grid – like tic tac toe — and label the areas. Decide what to emphasize. If you’re starting a new project, spruce up creativity or knowledge. If you’re writing a nonfiction proposal on a health topic, work on the health area. If you’re starting the agent hunt, focus on helpful people. If your manuscript is circulating, look at helpful people, career, and prosperity.

For example, in my office, I moved a vibrant print of a horse to the fame location (also the home’s career aspect). Animals and the color red accentuate fame and reputation, while the dark blue mat reflects the water element present in career. On a shelf beneath it, I placed a red candle, a healthy plant, a stack of books on writing and novels I admire, and a framed motto that expresses my intention. In health and family, I hung a treasured photograph of my great-grandmother with her mother and sisters, above a bookcase topped with fresh flowers and a wire sculpture of a yoga pose. I relocated an abundant plant to the wealth corner, adjusting a willow love seat so I could sit where health meets wealth.

Within days, an editor called to assign a story I’d pitched months earlier and suggest a second article. A low-paying assignment changed focus, with no additional work and considerably more money. A project I’d struggled with came together easily.

Space suggestions:
– Feng shui practitioners advise not working in a bedroom. Bedrooms should feel calm; offices require more active energy. If that’s unavoidable, consider using a screen or curtain, or a desk armoire. Cover your computer or close a laptop when not in use. Keep the space spotless.
– Does the furniture placement flow, or does it bother you? I dislike the feel of a tall bookcase behind me. Experiment with your own preferences.
– Make sure you can move freely throughout the space. If furniture or stacks of books and papers obstruct your physical movement, they may also obstruct your creative flow.
– Organize your desk top like a room, with your chair the entrance. If your desk is too small to hold many personal touches, place a symbolic item in the Bagua area corresponding to an issue in your work (e.g., reputation, creativity, prosperity). Tuck written affirmations under your computer monitor or phone. Choose your coffee mug and coaster as personal symbols and place them in an appropriate spot. Even your mouse pad could represent a career wish.
– Keep your desk top as clean as possible so you can actually work there. If you need a table, shelves, or a credenza to hold additional work, make the investment.
– If you find yourself toting your laptop or notepad to other rooms, consider what area of the house holds your office and what area you’re migrating to. Can you rearrange your office, or switch rooms, to maximize writing energy?

Dealing with clutter
Artists are by nature not minimalists. We collect ideas and images, sometimes in our heads, often on bulletin boards, on shelves, and in piles. In Chinese medicine, illness or injury occurs when qi becomes stagnant in a specific part of the body. In a space, energy stops flowing when the space is cluttered or incomplete (e.g., when a space is not a complete rectangle). We all feel better after cleaning a messy room or drawer. Even clutter hidden behind closet doors affects us.

But that doesn’t mean we should all live in streamlined fashion. Ask the key questions: Can you find things? Do your possessions serve you? Do you enjoy your space?

In Clear Your Clutter with Feng Shui (Broadway Books, 1999), Karen Kingston describes typical sources of clutter and gives practical suggestions to improve specific aspects of your life with focused clutter-clearing. (If your clutter stems from too many books, get hers from the library!) Kingston says when we no longer listen to a particular CD or wear a certain color, it’s often because we have incorporated the “vital essence” of the music or shirt that once nourished us. We hang on to things because of past associations; they remind us of an important moment or experience. But we’ve had the moment; we no longer need the object. That insight’s given me a new ability to release objects and help them find someone who needs them.

IMGP2114Clutter suggestions:
– Get rid of something on each of nine consecutive days. Choose a project as involved as weeding a thick stack of clippings or as simple as tossing a candle that no longer lights. (I stopped thinking I would melt those candles down and reuse them – clutter often stems from procrastination or impractical expectations.)
– Toss as much paper as possible. Aim to deal with mail once – pay the bill, toss the credit card offer, recycle the catalog the day it arrives.
– Tracking stray notes requires time and dissipates your energy. Start a notebook for ideas. Plan when you’ll work on a project and write it in your calendar; move incomplete items forward – the point is to focus your energy, not to produce guilt over undone tasks.
– Recycle unused items. Repair what doesn’t work. Find a new home – outside yours – for extra computers or stereo components.
– Clean out old manuscripts. You probably only need the final hard copy, one backup at home, and one backup off site.
– Keep writing guides that still speak to you; donate the rest to a library or book sale.
– Writing magazines and newsletters multiply clutter monthly. If you want to keep an article, tear it out and file it. But don’t postpone filing until you have time to reread your magazines and decide what to keep! If an article doesn’t scream “clip me” on first reading, you don’t need it. Trust that necessary information will come to you – you’ll see another article on point or hear a bit of critical advice at just the right time.
– Clean out your computer files. I delete one unused “favorite” for every new one.

Like meditation, yoga, and t’ai chi, feng shui is both a spiritual and a physical practice. You can delve into at as deeply as you choose and benefit at every level. For writers, feng shui offers simple tools to organize our spaces and bring ourselves – and our work – into greater harmony with the natural flow of energy. And that’s when our most creative selves emerge.

(Map by Kat Cormie)

A few legal threads to weave into your plots

This week I’m linking to a few NPR stories with legal implications and story potential:

This piece on ethical hacking, called “Banks Reluctant To Use ‘White Hat’ Hackers To Spot Security Flaws,” explores “bug bounties,” why tech companies invite them to show where the weaknesses are, and the apparent reluctance of the banking industry to follow suit.

NPR posted this piece on Loretta Lynch, the potential New AG, before her nomination. The Washington Post shares this profile. The U.S. Attorney in Brooklyn isn’t well-known outside law enforcement, but her story is intriguing. Maybe one of your fictional lawyers shares some traits with her — or worked on cases like her. How is your fictional prosecutor affected — personally and professionally — by handling the nationally-publicized case of violent sexual assault by police of a Haitian immigrant, or by hearing first-hand accounts of people who survived mass shootings in Rwanda by hiding under piles of dead bodies?

Another NPR report: Harvard secretly photographs classrooms in a study on attendance — following last year’s report that the university searched e-mail accounts in investigating allegations of cheating. Might make a good subplot, eh? Or perhaps one of your characters was the unwitting target — or the techie who set it up and is now being shunned by friends who were targets, or accused of complicity with immoral or illegal acts. Or maybe your techie learned some skills in the process that he can use now to blackmail someone — or to investigate a blackmail claim.

And finally, a story on California’s prison dairies. Here in Montana, inmates at the men’s state prison run a cattle ranch. Women prisoners can train dogs or work in a culinary arts training program. Where can those skills take your inmate once she or he is released? Do you have a character whose skills can take her into the prison, where she hears all kinds of things while training inmates to train dogs? Will she learn something that sends her investigating? Or seeking revenge?

Stories are everywhere. Take a pinch of this, twist it with a dash of that, and create a whole new story line.

 

The Saturday Writing Quote — flow

“The process of composition should, if possible, have some rush of excitement about it — not remain too slow, cold, calculated, and self-critical. For this is not only chilling; it may lead the more conscious side of the mind to cramping interference. In tennis, to play with gritted teeth and tense concentration may merely stiffen the muscles: once the necessary reflexes have been formed by practice, it may work far better to use one’s head to think where to put the ball, but leave it to one’s body how to put it there.”

F.L. Lucas, Style 254-55 (1955; repr. 1962) (quoted in Garner’s Daily Usage blog, by Bryan Garner, author of Garner’s Modern American Usage)

The Last Best Book — Ordinary Grace, by William Kent Krueger

—the latest in an occasional series of raves about books I love—

Ordinary Grace

Ordinary Grace, by William Kent Krueger (Atria Books, 2013)

Last May, I gave a book talk at a rural library about 50 miles from my home. I was just back from Malice Domestic, and the staff, Friends of the Library, and patrons helped me celebrate my Agatha win. Naturally, we talked about other Agatha winners, and the winners of the Edgar Awards, which had been given out a few days before Malice. One woman confessed her dismay that her favorite author, Louise Penny, had not won the Edgar Award for Best Novel for How the Light Gets In. She’d immediately bought the winning book, Kent Krueger’s Ordinary Grace, convinced that it could not possibly deserve the award. She read it in two nights, and now has two favorite authors.

Took me a little longer to get to it. My friend was right, and I too now have another favorite author.

Less a crime novel than a coming-of-age story exploring the effects of death—both accidental and criminal—on a family and on a community, Ordinary Grace is simply stunning. Thirteen year old Frank Drum tells the story of the five deaths in the summer of 1961 in a small Minnesota town, each different, each leaving a permanent mark that makes Frank a different man than he might otherwise have become. He’s the son of a minister, whose experience in the war diverted him from his plans to be a lawyer, and a musician who is not as keen on God as her husband is. Frank’s older sister Ariel is a brilliant musician; his younger brother Jake is both his best friend and a bit of a mystery.

The language is beautiful, but because Krueger is also a mystery writer, it never overwhelms the story, but always serves character and plot.

I read the audio version. (And yes, I read audio books. It is a different experience, but it’s still reading, even though it uses the ears and not the eyes.) The narrator did a terrific job, infusing Frank’s  narration with just the right mixture of knowing and innocence. He also slipped in a bit of the Minnesota accent—but not too much—and captured beautifully the way a Sioux man of Warren Redstone’s age would speak.

I’m so glad my friend in Ronan read this book and recommended it to me. Now I’m recommending it to you.

(I got this book from my local library.)

Garner on terminology

GarnerGarner’s Modern American Usage is a reference you should all have.

“Garner’s Usage Tip of the Day

judge; justice.

In American English, as a general rule, judges sitting on the highest appellate level of a jurisdiction are known as “justices.” Trial judges and appellate judges on intermediate levels are generally called “judges,” not “justices.”

New York and Texas depart from these rules of thumb. In New York, “justices” sit on the trial court of general jurisdiction (called the Supreme Court, oddly), whereas “judges” sit on the appellate courts. In Texas, “justices” sit on the courts of appeals (between the trial court and the Supreme Court — the latter being the highest civil court, which is also composed of “justices”); “judges” sit on trial courts and on the Court of Criminal Appeals, the highest criminal court.

H.W. Horwill wrote that “‘judge’ carries with it in America by no means such dignified associations as it possesses in Eng. It may mean [in American English] no more than a magistrate of a police court.” Modern American Usage 180 (2d ed. 1944). “Justice” may also denote, in American and British English alike, a low-ranking judge or inferior magistrate, as in the phrases “justice of the peace” and “police justice.””

Chilling Halloween Law cases

This Halloween special is a reblog from NW Sidebar, the blog of NW Lawyer, the journal of the Washington State Bar Association, written by Jennifer M. Richards. 

“Chilling Halloween-Law Cases from Washington

 

A “tombstone” inscription from Purtell v. Mason.

Everyone has heard of the Stambovsky vAckley case, where the court found that, as a matter of law, a house was haunted. Stambovsky vAckley, 169 A.D.2d 254 (N.Y. App. Div. 1991). Other strange and spooky case law includes personal injuries from corn mazes or haunted houses, flammable costumes, and other supernatural and sordid tales. See, respectively,Deborah Mays v. Gretna Athletic Boosters Inc.(court held being frightened in haunted house was part of the experience and no duty to protect plaintiff from injuries she sustained); Purtell v. Mason (couple with large motor home received angry response from  neighbors and retaliated by placing tombstones in their yard telling of the untimely deaths of those neighbors — see illustration); Ferlito v. Johnson & Johnson (couple dressed up as Bo Peep and her sheep sued after sheep costume made of cotton balls caught fire).

But what about some “Halloween law” from right here in Washington state?

  1. In a Halloween prank gone awry out of Spokane, the decision begins, “The night was black, and a heavy rain fell.” The parties crossed the railroad tracks on October 31 intending to play a trick on a friend. However, the trick turned into tragedy when “they rammed into a freight train as it coasted quietly through the crossing at the western edge of Lyle.” Hewitt v. Spokane, P. & S. Ry. Co., 402 P.2d 334, 66 Wn.2d 285 (Wash. 1965)
  2. The appellate division had a real treat when it decided a defamation claim for an ad involving the plaintiff’s name written on the side of a pumpkin. The advertisement invited the public to “spend Halloween Night” at a local bar. The phrase “Mark Crossman is…” was written on the left side of the pumpkin. Crossman alleged that his name was written on bathroom stalls at 15 other bars and his reputation had been tarnished. Crossman v. Brick Tavern, Inc., 655 P.2d 1206, 33 Wn.App. 503 (Wash.App. Div. 1 1982)
  3. The plaintiff stated that he was a “spiritualistic medium” with a supernatural power. He used his contacts with the dead to induce the defendants to enter into promissory notes to satisfy spirits beyond the grave. Specifically, “he induced them to believe that there were certain spirits which demanded that they execute the notes in question, for the purpose of what he called a materialization.” He filed suit to enforce payment of the promissory notes. The Court ruled in favor of the defendants, finding that the notes had been entered into through fraudulent representation instead of legitimate clairvoyance. Du Clos v. Batcheller, 49 P. 483, 17 Wash. 389 (Wash. 1897). 

For more spine-tingling lawsuits, check out the October 2014 issue of NWLawyer, which features our Top 10 Legal Cases that Will Spook You!

About the Author

Jennifer M. Richards. Jennifer is an associate attorney at Feldman & Lee, P.S. A native Nevadan, she enjoys cheering on the Nevada Wolfpack, Gonzaga, and exploring the Pacific Northwest. She occasionally blogs at Queen City Addendum, and loves to connect with other professionals on LinkedIn.”

Police reports in vehicle crashes — what’s involved

In a mystery I read not long ago, a sheriff got a written report from the sheriff in a neighboring county just a few hours after a complicated 3-vehicle crash, involving a car, a pickup, and a semi, on a narrow mountain highway that left two persons in critical condition, one not expected to live. And, not surprisingly, very similar to another crash two months earlier.

Won’t happen that way. In real life, it will take weeks to complete all the investigation necessary for a written report. Autopsy results can take several days, especially if the death occurs on a weekend or in a remote location. (Check your story state’s system for investigating suspicious deaths, and who performs autopsies in such cases—if a crime is suspected, as in many vehicle-related deaths, a state medical examiner may conduct the autopsy, rather than the local pathologist who might perform an autopsy in a more routine matter.)

Toxicology results may also take weeks. It’s not uncommon for law enforcement to issue a preliminary report without the toxicology results.

Your officers may spend hours at a collision scene. In a tragic and complicated case my law firm handled last year, the lead investigator—a state highway patrol officer—reached the scene about thirty minutes after the crash, on an Interstate highway in Montana near the Canadian border. He spent nearly six hours on site, along with two other patrol officers and nearly a dozen officers from other agencies, interviewing witnesses, taking photos and measurements, and ensuring the safety of other travelers. The crash resulted in one fatality and several injuries. One involved vehicle was a semi pulling a trailer; the tractor had to be towed to the dealership more than a hundred miles away so the Electronic Control Module or ECM, similar to the black box in an airplane, could be removed and data obtained. The data—second-by-second details of speeds, gear shifts, and braking—had to be reviewed within the department and by outside experts.

In most states, as in mine, an official reconstruction is mandatory in a fatality collision, and will be conducted in many other serious crashes as well. All state agencies responsible for investigating traffic accidents, whether called state police, highway patrol, or some other name, and most mid-sized and larger police and sheriff’s departments will have officers trained as reconstructionists. They measure skid marks, yaw marks, and other gashes and gouges found on the road, the distances between vehicles, and more; take extensive photographs; and compute Total Station Data, using sophisticated CAD-like software. Ultimately, they will compute speeds, angle of impact, turning angles, and more, and reach an opinion on what happened.

When a commercial vehicle is involved, as in my firm’s case and the one in the book I mentioned, vehicle inspections may be required to determine whether the vehicle was properly maintained. (Mandatory in Montana, and no doubt elsewhere.) Those, too, will take some time.

But the kicker? In the book I read, a written report wasn’t necessary—and it might not be necessary in yours, either. Sheriff One could simply have said “I got a call from Sheriff Two, and it’s all still preliminary, but he thinks …”

Take that into account in your stories.

How to Make Fake Blood

Not the usual Law & Fiction post, but in honor of the approach of Halloween, I’m delighted to share this recipe for fake blood from Al O’Brien, an adjunct professor of Criminal Justice at Seattle University, one of the more surprising articles in the Fall Alumni magazine!

1-1/3 cups water

2 cups powdered milk

1-1/2 ounces red food coloring

25 drops green food coloring

5 drops blue food coloring

Slowly add the water to the powdered milk, stirring constantly to get a blood-like consistency. Adjust the amount of water as necessary. Add food coloring and stir well to blend. The mixture will keep about a week, but the consistency may change over time. Makes about 3 cups.

O’Brien says there are a dozen or more recipes online, using maple syrup, congealed BBQ sauce, peanut butter, soy sauce, chocolate syrup, coffee, and tomato. He credits this recipe to Elizabeth Murray, a forensic anthropologist and professor at the College of Mount St. Joseph, in Cincinnati.

Enjoy — and as always, bleed responsibly.

The Saturday Writing Quote — measuring success

“[Remember t]hat the sale of a book, or an Amazon review is not the measure of success. That the value of your work is not measured in stars. But instead, value is measured in moments you will never know about; moments in the lives of your readers that are so private, they could never consider sharing it with anyone.”

Dan Blank, writing and publishing consultant, on Writer Unboxed